AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = american born chinese
ABJ = american born japanese
Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
analinus = licking anus
Analingus = oral sex to the anus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider
ASPD = Adult Service Provider Discussion
ATF = All Time Favorite
ATM = ass to mouth
Aunt Flo = menstruation
babyback = petite, young, attractive
Asian bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
bareback = without condom
BJ = blow job = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job, oral sex without condom
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBFS = bare back sex
BBW = big beautiful woman
BCD = Behind Closed Doors (as in private and discrete)
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience (Guy takes care of her desires as well)
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
blue pill = Viagra
butter face = everything looks good, but her face
BTW = by the way
cash and dash = ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ = covered blow job, oral sex with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service, Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
CIM = cum in mouth
CL =
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
cover = condom
cups of coffee = releases
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus, oral sex performed on a woman
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
Dodge = Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward,CA
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn’t do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DT = deep throat
ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
facial = cumming on partner’s face
BSM = full body sensual massage
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei K├Ârper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ, or oral sex in general
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience. (different variants of the definition but the basic definition includes: FS, BJ, DATY, not a clock watcher, could kiss – treats you like her Boy Friend)
GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct Berkeley massage parlor
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
IMHO = in my humble opinion
Incall = Meet the girl at her apartment or hotel room
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LOS = land of smiles (Thailand)
mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I’d like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club
NQNS = Non Quitter Non Spitter (Provider term for guys who just never get there)
NSA = no strings attached
Outcall: Girl comes to your home or hotel room
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PO = phone operator
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience (Opposite of GFE – professional attitude, clock watcher with perfect timing, but an incredibly good time. So good it would be like being in a porn movie and the business like attitude just wasn’t a problem)
PV = private viewing (Dancing, getting naked, some touching but not FS, CBJ or HJ)
RA = relaxation assistant
raincoat = condom
RB =
rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
Roman shower = vomit play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
SF = San Francisco
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
south of the border = gential region
southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
SPA = San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
spinner = very petite, thin girl
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner’s mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
Tina = crystal meth
TJ = Tijuana
TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
tossing salad = analingus
Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
WTF = What the fuck?
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
YMMV = Your mileage may vary
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time